Oh No! Consequences
The escape room where failure has a price — and you pick it.
How it works
Sign in & take the survey
Sign in with Google or Microsoft and answer one very important survey: pick your preferred room, choose your consequences, and tell us any special requests or requirements.
We review, then you book
A real human reads every survey. Once we've reviewed your requests we'll send you the booking info — then all that's left is to show up.
Escape… or else
45 minutes on the clock. Solve the room and walk away smug. Fail, and pay the consequence you signed up for.
The Consequence Menu
Every item is individually opt-in in the survey — listed here in order of severity within each category.
Messy
Bucket of Water
Drenched in defeat. Towels provided; dignity is not.
Pie in the Face
Shaving foam, cream or custard — your pick. Allergy-friendly fillings always available.
Gunged
Slimed like a 90s game-show loser.
Messy Patience Test
The house special. Give us free rein to really mess you up with all sorts of sloppy food — all you have to do is sit there and take it.
Uncomfortable
A Slap on the Wrists
Literally. You knew what this was when you ticked the box.
Arrested
Handcuffs and a timeout in the corner — without a comfy chair.
Playful Spanking
Exactly what it sounds like. Delivered with theatrical flair.
Paddling!
A bit firmer than the spanking. Or tell us if you had something else in mind — no judgement for asking, but we do have limits...
Embarrassing
Mark of Shame!
Pick a body part and we'll put an ink stamp there that shows you lost. Upgrade to a Sharpie on request...
Wall of Shame
We're new — we need the decoration. A Polaroid of you goes up on our Wall of Shame. Probably in just your pants.
Serve the Staff / Winner
Fifteen minutes of “yes sir” (or “mam”). Expect creative misuse of your service.
Strip for Us
Make sure you're wearing your best underwear. Commit to the bit — or you'll be doing jumping jacks in it as well, for our amusement.
…plus a few we only reveal in the survey, for those who like to be surprised.
Where & when
The location
We're in discussions for our home on the Thorpe Arch Estate near Wetherby, West Yorkshire — handily placed for Leeds, York and Harrogate. Nothing is signed yet, so this may shift; the moment it's final, we'll shout about it here.
The opening
Late 2026
The rooms are being built and the forfeits stockpiled. We won't open the doors until everything is ready to run.
The price
£150 per slot
45 minutes for one player, consequence included. Bring a second player for +£50, and up to two forfeit spectators for +£10 each. We're not taking any payment until we're open — surveys now, bookings soon.
Enthusiastic consent only
18+ only. Every consequence is chosen by you in advance, item by item — anything you don't select is never on the table. You can change your answers any time before your game (though you can't ask for messy stuff at the last minute - we need prep time). Every forfeit has an instant out, and our staff always have the final word on the day.
Ready to risk it?
The room is easy. The consequences are forever*.
Submitting your survey early genuinely helps: every response tells us which rooms to finish first, which forfeits to stockpile, and how mean to be on opening night. Early birds go straight to the front of the queue for early bird offers when bookings open.
We're also looking for play testers. Fancy running the gauntlet before anyone else and helping us break the rooms in? Tick the play tester box at the end of the survey — it's less polished, but it's free.
Take the survey Meet the rooms*Forever = until you escape. Or the pie dries.